storm predictions

My predictions for the Feb. 13-14 winter storm in Bloomington, IN:

• My car will freeze shut and to the ground


• Trees will fall over (they are currently caked with snow/sleet/ice)


• Power lines will sag and some older poles will droop or fall causing outages


• When we dip below freezing tonight, the frequency car accidents will skyrocket (there are too many people here in town who don't know when to avoid driving).

I know I sound cynical, but lets see how many of these come true.