Tuesday, February 13, 2007

storm predictions

My predictions for the Feb. 13-14 winter storm in Bloomington, IN:

  • My car will freeze shut and to the ground

  • Trees will fall over (they are currently caked with snow/sleet/ice)

  • Power lines will sag and some older poles will droop or fall causing outages

  • When we dip below freezing tonight, the frequency car accidents will skyrocket (there are too many people here in town who don't know when to avoid driving).

I know I sound cynical, but lets see how many of these come true.

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